Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Full tank by 12pm, you will save 78 sen per litre

I'm sure the conversation between anyone for the next few days will use the following words abusively(in random order):
motorbike
haihhhh (is this a word)
government
stupid
pokai
2.70


Yes, all the weeks of speculation, all the days of guessing, all the months of worrying, it's finally happened. RISE IN PETROL PRICE.

Though I know why the people are upset of it, but I don't see worrying and cursing can help to ease the problem they are facing.
Let's be serious, with worldwide oil market sky rocketing, this is the only circumstance that it will end up at.

This is going to start a chain effect on every part of our life because every production line for every single product out there is going to be affected. Higher cost means higher selling price which result to less purchase power of consumer.

But seriously, i urge every1 not to think like my mom and stop spending money at all. Spending money is actually a way to help the economy of a country to grow.



Not sure how many of you actually did as my title read. But for every1 who went queue-ing to enjoy 1 last time of filling your car with RM 1.92 of petrol, you're the reason for me having these 4 pictures done.
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p.s: kapp is actually cantonese for JAMMING

Dun stress about it anymore, i hope my facial expression will at least make u laugh a bit.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Things You Will Not Find In This Lame Blog

  • True Facts
You heard me alright, anything that you read in this blog is not true.
Y?
Because they are not whole true, anything that is half true/quarter true/ one-eighth of true is whole lies. So nothing in this blog is true. In fact, this statement about nothing in this blog is true IS VERY MUCH A LIE as well.

  • Picture of Me Looking Good In It
Yes, LENG CHAI in any picture you saw here is not me.

Before you laugh and wondering how ugly I am, I will have to tell you: I m actually very cute and good looking.

You heard of photogenic before? You come across people hu you thought they were hot when u look at their picture/photo then only u get so devastated when you meet he/she in real life?

I m the total opposite of that! I look so FUGLY in photo but yet when u actually meet me, you will go drooling and slapped yourself thinking that I m too good to be true.

  • Food Related Post
It is true that I like to eat.
It is also true that I eat a lot.
It is true that I know where to have nice food.

It is not true that I vomit after a meal so that I stay slim.
It is also not true that I laughed at fat people.
It is not true that I like to share good food with friends.

SO NOW U KNOW WHY MY BLOG NEVER MENTIONED ANYTHING ABOUT FOOD.



The above entry was done by a stupid blogger under heavy influence of boredom, wuliaoness and plain stupidity.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Be strong, Be strong now!

I know I'm like 2 weeks behind everyone else in the world, but still I wan to shout it loud here: Be strong!

This is dedicated to the survivors of the natural disasters in both Myanmar and China, you are unlucky to be strike with such tragedy but you are lucky to have survived it and get to watch the sun rise and sun set again.

Is true that you have to face more problem than the dead, the pain of seeing your loved one body was carried away, the pain that inflicted when the medical team removed parts of your disfunction body, the pain of watching so many young children buried under piles of bricks and stones.

But you must stay strong, you must stay that way for many years to come because it will take years for you and other survivors to stand up on your own feet on the ground that you will then called home once again.

And for those people who make comments about this is the price we human have to pay for the crime against earth, screwed you!!
How come only the chinese and Myanmar need to be punished then?

They are not the worst bunch of human being, those hu shall be burn in hell are those involved in all the school project around the district of SzeChuan. I can build a better matchstick house than those so called SCHOOL BUILDING which crumbled and took so many innocent life away. The death toll can be halved if these problem is taken care of before hand.

Once again, be strong!

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Arggghhhhhhh

We normally shouted Arggghhhh in 2 situation:

  • When we actually feeling pain
  • When we are frustrated and going berserk seems to be the right thing to do at that moment


Today was suppose to go down as the day I have some of my best Futsal moment but it was spoiled. Spoil by my own stupidity, my wrong judgment at that split second.

I was trying to avoid the tackle from Big-Size-Yet-Agile Jason AKA FeiYan. I dodged him by jumping myself up into the air, BRAVO!

Not quiet, I landed heavily with wrong positioning of my leg and hurts my ankle in that split second. That was the moment i screamed: Arggghhhhh and rolled for 50 yards on the floor. (wei, the whole court is less than 40 yards leh)

That Not-Happy-Becoz-I-Dodged-His-Tackle FeiYan thought i was diving and asked: 你是真的受伤还是假的? (wooi, u crazy ya? i oledi pass thro u still dive for wat?)


That is chinese herb medicine, not blood ok?


Yesterday, I screamed "Arggghhhhhh" like caveman who found out his wife is cheating behind him in his very own home (or cave)

BECAUSE my Dynamics didn't score A.
I even scream now when i m typing this out. Arggghhhhhhhh

I better just rolled over and die now.

Monday, May 19, 2008

I hate 67 so I make it into the 68th post

I know I labeled quite a lot of people as YouTube freak. But they do deserved that LABEL because they just spend too much time on YouTube watching silly, little clips.

But i do learn something from a video on YouTube,

SINGING IS JUST AN ELONGATED WAY TO SPEAK.

lol

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Any1 can tell me who is this insanely hot girl is?


She has one of the most beautiful back i ever seen in my life, and i actually saw a lot of back before.

I just can't have enough of her, but sadly this is the only pictures I have.

Just take a look at that!


Any1 out there who know her name?!?!?!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Thanks A Lot

I'm not sure why I bring this up, but I feel like thanking a few people right now. Maybe I have just suddenly turn into such a nice person or maybe i m just on the brink of going crazy, but whatever it is, these few individual does help me a lot.

Shirley - The seem younger but actually much elder senior of mine.

For lending me books and treating me when i actually scammed her to do so. (she know I'm a bastard and she still treat me anyway.)
And of course for your caring, most importantly the cough syrup that you gave me.
Thanks a lot. Siao Wei.


Sing Hui - The so called best friend of mine but actually........

For driving me to the class and doing quite a good job in our group assignment. ( it could be better though, but this is not the right time to complaint, haha)
Ohh, and thank you for bringing us to the delicious Pizza Hut and another not so nice pizza shop.

Jason - My roommate that steal my Kolot me and my kills in Dota

(Basically, you are here because it will be inappropriate if i leave you out.)
It was a joke, okay? I couldn't ask for a better roomie because you are the only 1 hu doesn't get angry and always gave the right respond to my jokes be it funny or not. But i do hope that you can drive a little bit more careful, for the safety of yours and the public.

Rachel - The pretty one hu need a bit more versatile in dressing

I might called you dumb and laugh at you all the time but i actually admire you for being so easy going and kind hearted. You are so much more than you actually think you are.

Thanks for being my ear and listen to me whining about my life.

Nick - The suddenly become my friend

It is kinda weird but you are the 1 hu show me socializing is fun. I actually wanted to make new friends now.
(But I will not bear with you complaining bout my blog background okay? i Love it alot.)

Khang Yee - IT seems that you are my only friend in the course

Well, for the above statement, you oledi earn the rights to be in the list. Hahaha