Friday, March 27, 2009

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Anyone who had met me before can easily notice that I'm not good looking I'm a bit ugly la. But that is okay because I never intend to make people sick by acting lovey-dovey with a pretty gal in front of everyone.

Lately, I met a couple in campus on countless occasion, and I must say I'm getting quite turn off by what I saw. Okay la, is not they are having french kiss and groping each other to Mariah Carey's Touch My Body. But I dun feel well whenever I saw this couple hanging out together. I'm sure there are occasion in your life, when you saw a couple and instantly u feel that they are just perfect for each other. In my situation, is the total opposite.

The guy is average looking, but the gal is just way below average. I noe it is not okay super duper wrong to make harsh remark on one's appearances. BUT this is my blog, I do whatever i wan, muuahahahha! Seriously though, I think the guy is one hell of a tough guy to be able to be romantically attracted to that gal and look her in the eye with love.

BTW, it seems that the theory of ugly boy get pretty gal and pretty boy with ugly gal is still very much validated. WOW, I will surely get score of the prettiest gal!

Friday, March 6, 2009

Just wasn't born to be good at it

I always thought that the reason for me not doing well in assessment is fairly simple: god hate me and dun wan me to do well I was lazy.

Then after working a little bit harder, it all sorta make sense. I'm born not to do well academically. Since god suppose to be creation of Man, so my theory of god hating me can't be more right then? Okay, cut all that craps.

Here's a more sensible way to analyze:

1. Mom give birth to me, of coz before that involved process of Mom and Dad doing something la.

2. Then as I grew up, they sort of expect me to do well in school.

3. When I was 13/14/15/16 in my secondary school period, I found out that Mom and Dad have not done quite well during their time in school.

4. I'm 100% product of my Mom and Dad, so genetically they passed down their gene of Not-Doing-Well-In-Test to me.

5. I have been feeling guilty for not working hard enough for my parent and it turn out I felt guilty for something that is not even my fault?!?!?!

Conclusion: I'm was not born to be good academically, just like Chris Brown was not born to be liked by my brother. GO figure.

This was posted to tell you how bad I did in my test, and not really to blame my parents, but of course both of them should voluntary claim responsibility for the cause.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Update on my life!

I'm done with all my mid term, hooray! Not that I have been stressing for any mid term, but is always feel good to be done with assessment and some time to chill and get stoned.

BTW, since LWL mentioned about my favorite band, check out The Script. They are pleasantly sweet and easy on the ear.

I have been too lazy for too long, I think i should really buckle up before I regret soon. But is always easier to say than to do. I m a man with no perseverance and easily affected by circumstances.

Okay, i think I will stop being somber now.

Move on to something cheerful, the air ticket is getting really cheap nowadays. So much so that I wish I have 4 days break a week then I can fly back to KL weekly. And I am able to control my diabolical urge of shopping for almost 3 weeks now, feel so proud of myself that I think I m going to give myself a hug and kiss.

Oh yeah, I'm feeling something from this gal. No, I think I feel that this gal is having thing with me. Lol, I admit that I m the biggest self-indulgent PERASAN freak, but at least I got feeling and not some cold-blooded killer right?

Friday, February 13, 2009

Look, I am the baby/ I have a baby


The boy is so cute, innocently cute.

How old does the boy looks to you?

8/9? Wrong, is 13.

But the fact that he got a gal pregnant at the age of 12 and become a father at 13 is really shocking. The mum is only 15, WTF is wrong with our world?!?!

Call me pathetic if you wan for being a virgin at 21 but a father at 13?!?! I rather be the pathetic loser. And I m pretty sure that the baby DOESN'T HEART mummy and daddy once he know how sick his parent is.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Happy Valentine

Yes, Valentine is here. Well, it will be here in about 3 days time.

Isn't it a bit early to make a valentine post?

Yeah, but I dunno when I will have internet access again so I might as well make an early greeting.

To all happily in love couple, big cheer for you and may you be happier with ur partner for the rest of everyday but just remember not to spend too unwisely on Valentine Day.

To wish-to-get-laid-single-people out there, you just have to wait for next year's valentine. Oh wait, there are still Labor Day, National Day, Christmas, Hari Raya and all the eves, so you might get laid sooner than u think.

To all broken heart newly break up: Look on the bright side, at least you get to break up, yours truly have not been in a relationship for decades. Okay, that is cruel. There are 6 billion people out there, you shouldn't be sad for a breakup. Ask urself: Do you have enough love for 6 billion lover?!

To happily married couple, is a good day to leave your kids and housework at home and go for a fancy dinner. And yes, the husband should pay, no question about it. (mom, you will be so happy that I stand up for you in my blog)

To myself: You're are too good for any normal gal, that's why you have not meet the right 1 for you. (what a word of encouragement)

HAPPY SAINT VALENTINE'S DAY

Sunday, February 1, 2009

It was nice but obviously too short for a CNY break. All good thing has to come to an end but the same could not be apply for all the bad thing. Life is never fair I guess.

THING I DONE ON THIS SHORT BREAK

  • Played Blackjack and lost 150 bucks on In Between
  • Met and hang out with the one person whom visited my blog often and left most comment - Michelle
  • Met a lot of cousin (read the previous post for more of it)
  • Went sushi eating with an ex-crush, LOL
  • Watched 3 episode of Lost season 5 and now craving for more
  • Bought a huge Tote bag which Mommy commented it as girlish
  • Had tonnes of nice foods but only very few nice drink
It was hell lot of fun and sadly I didn't get to meet up with everyone like the ever-hot Cathy and LWL. Haha i purposely mentioned ur name here LWL, not sure u noticed anot.

Tata. And I will be back to KL around end of April.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

NY visiting

I omitted the C for Chinese because NY sounds very much like New York, it looks good to be a title.

It kinda become something regular for my house to host visiting on the second day of CNY. This year turn out was more than any of the previous year, and having a not big house and very little chair make the whole place looked very "sungei wang on christmas and new year eve". Most of the guest was admiring the new fridge and i m damn sure my mom is very happy.

I get to see lots lots of my cousin. Some that I meet quite often, some that are too often, some too little, some which i didn't meet for a lot time.

I meet cousin sister who is getting hotter and hotter and makes me wish badly she is not my cousin.

I meet cousin brother who like photographing and bring along his bag with camera in it 24/7.

I meet cousin brother who like Shandy a lot and finish my supply which left my godly big fridge look ungodly empty.

I meet cousin sister who growed 2 feet taller since the last time i saw her.

I meet cousin brother who always ask me question that I'm too lazy to answer.

I meet cousin brother who look very cute with some of their teeth gone missing and speak with their mouth close so that people didn't notice.

I was requested by a cousin to bring her for movie but every movie she suggested have been watch by me.

I also noticed that more and more of my cousin having bf or gf.

I witnessed a elder cousin lectured another younger cousin till she break into tears.


I never love my cousins more on CNY.