Obituary

I am so going to use this picture for my obituary if I die tomorrow.

Actually, this picture also pretty cute.

In fact, I took a number of good looking picture too.

And if I really leave this world tomorrow, I m sure my obituary will just read: He lived for almost 24 years and no contribution to the society. He leave behind no lover, but bunch of friends that love him. He don't take nice picture yet he love to camwhore. He think he is good but actually he is awesome.

Nah, I think you can guess that I am really vain and a bit stressed out so I decided to come here and take a break.

Timekeeper

After flooding my page with so many sad and emotional element. I think it deserved to be pamper a bit. How? With a lot of luxury watches picture. Muahahaha.

€4500. Is Bell & Ross. So dun ask anymore.

€9000. I like the black dial alot.

€20000. Pink gold and black strap is just so sexy

€32000. The very few Rolex that doesn't actually spell boring.

€35000. Classy. Elegant.

One of the oldest brand. Breguet.
€300,000. No typo.

No list will be completed without Patek Philippe.
€220,000

I always love an IWC. Dunno how much it cost.
But definitely want one even if I can't afford.

click click click

Is the time of the month again where I will take my calculator out and start punching imaginary figure. I dunno why I do it, but I do notice I have this silly obsession with doing compound interest equation with my calculator.

Since I am in my final semester, it only make sense if I start to think about how much is my salary for the first job. Lol.

According to the current job market speculation, is very much likely that I will be getting around RM2000.
If i work my ass off and the boss is impressed with my performance, let's say on consistently basic I get an increment of 10% for the next five year.

First year - 2200
Second year - 2420
Third year - 2662
Forth year - 2928
Fifth year - 3221

I only get salary of 3k when i m close to being 30. Omg. FML please. And since I oledi took out my calculator, i thought it might worth my time to do a prediction on how much do I get to save from that 5 years.

just to be realistic and conventional,20% of each month salary means I will get to save less than 35k in five years time. There goes my plan to get a Polo Golf....... zZzzZz

best + birthday + weekend = awesome

Is official. At least it is officially in my memory. I just have the best birthday weekend.

First, my beloved call me before everyone else send their message. She even sing me a birthday song. She is not the only one though. Very much later on my birthday, Miss Quek called and sang me one very out of tempo, out of tune, but packed with love version of Happy Birthday.
Happy fact: Is time like these that I am once again reminded how much people around me that love me.

And there are cakes. I dun remember having two cakes on my own birthday before this. Is actually one and a half because I am sharing one with my course-mate whose birthday is on the 30th too. The cakes is awesome, have a slice of the cheese cake in the morning and some chocolate cake in the evening.
Funny fact: The cheese cake is actually lot bigger than the chocolate cake, but I end up eating more of chocolate cake which is weird because I always hated chocolate cake.

Karaoke session after the steamboat dinner. Not everyone enjoy it, but I was having a great time. Okay la, that is not fair. I guess only people who like singing enjoyed karaoke, those who dun sing will never empathize on it.
Serious fact: Next time you wanna screw the asshole who spoil every single song he sing along to, just pick 浮夸。 and you will be amazed by the result. HaHa

And there was drinking session on the next night. see? People here in Kuching have a life too. Prior to the previous experience of drinking lousy Heineken, we opted for some cheap Whiskey instead. And as more people joined in, I lost track of time and start puking by the road. Lol.
Plain boring fact: You can read about it on my previous entry provided that you can read some Chinese character. These might come up handy: 醉is drunk. 吐is puke. Figure the rest of it yourself. Haha

Last but not least, I received gifts too. Although my stupid working brother didn't get me anything, not even half a boxer. I still get something handmade and one very lovely gift from another beloved.

Thanks guys. I wish my birthday is next week, in that case, I can do it all over again. ^^

to a fren hu is stuck in Hobart now

According to LWL, I am too soft. And being too soft all the time means I am going to get bullied and hurt by others, especially those big mean fellow.

To be frank, I am actually more toward being nice than being soft. I do believe that if you try to fight fire with fire, you end up having a gigantic blaze up in your ass.

So LWL, i think you should take my advise instead, try to be softer, k?

Thin like stick

Before I went down and meet my senior which I suppose to have dinner with, I can't help but to pray hard that she will not mention anything about my weight.

As soon as I sit down, she look at me and said: You are thinner.

me: ............

she: You really are thinner than before.

me: is that even possible? Given that I am so thin before this.

she: You beat the odd, then.

me: .............

me: lets eat!

I had fried rice, soya bean, and burger. Slam it down~~~~~

Ouch, am I actually shrinking thinner? OMG, I m going to take my breakfast now. Bye~~~~

when is my big G?

This blog deserve a proper entry, some food for thought, no ranting, no complain, no displeasure, just some wise~0~words.

It is thesis rushing period for lots of final year student right now, but not for me because I am not in my final year yet (ouch). In fact, by the time I graduate, my younger brother would have been working for almost 30 months. Yes, that is how much I am lagging behind.

But becoming a working class is not something I look forward to, I am looking forward to graduation, marriage, having kids, dying, but not working. HaHa. 8 people out of 10 told me that you miss student life as you start to work. I never like studying, but if working makes you miss your student life, that pretty much tell you how suck it is to work (is this sensible to u?).

Wa, where is the wise words? I have been vomiting lots of rubbish for the past 5 minutes. Guess I really should take a break from blogging.

Happy Birthday, Mr Tan

Sup? surprise to see me back here so soon right, peep?

I m not bored, I just want to wish my roommate happy birthday. Tan Khang Yee, u silly bastard, you are 23 today. Next year this time, you will be 24 and 2 months later, hopefully we can all say bye bye to assignments and final exam.

For those who have no clue, my roommate is my coursemate as well. He is like the only friend I have in my Civil Engineering program.

I'm hearing lots of murmur about how sad is that.
Is not sad at all, all I ever needed is a friend who can understand me, share my point of view, laugh at my jokes and not being lame. And so far Mr. Tan here is fitting the role pretty good, of coz I would have prefer my roommate to be nympho with a height of 165cm and we can do all kind of naught things together in the room, but life is never perfect lo. So i just have to live with that la.


Not sure how often he check my bog but if you see this, you know that I actually have been real nice to you and post up my wishing here in my personal playground.

I am not going to get him any gift because I know he will not buy me any present come my birthday.

I wan present la, so whoever is reading this entry and have a couple bucks extra to spend, get me a birthday present la. Seriously, it can be chewing gum or a pairs of shoes, as long as it come with a nice wrapping, i will take it. Yes, I know I am cheap.

I'm rich

I have been wanted to do it for so long in my life, to flash my money like I m some kind of millionaire. And in this case, I have 1.35 million. Only catch here: is Rupiah.

Guess is no secret now that I m going to Bali tomolo, next on the to-do list: Packing.

Bali, I will treat you good, but I wouldn't say the same about my trip buddy though. Lol

Update of my life

I'm done with Highway Engineering presentation.

I tried but fail to get the cheap air ticket for CNY.

I'm addicted to PSP's Patapon.

I'm super broke.

I'm sleeping really late at night or early in the morning.

I'm done updating with my life for now.

I love taking photo of Be@rbrick

Is quite true that when you are single and alone, the loneliness feeling is not as bad as when you are hanging out with a bunch of mate and each of them have their missus and dude. Feeling of being left out + not having someone to hold on to = super emo all the time.

But is good that when you have friends to hang out with, to cheer you up, to support you when the road ahead is really tough and rough, to share lame jokes with.

With the holiday ending, I'll be back to Sarawak, not having much people to hang out with. With a few group work due-ing soon and final round the corner, I'm so hating October and half of November; but anticipating December anxiously.

At time, i m like the electricuted Be@rbrick.

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Went window shopping with Nick and for the first time in a long long while, I actually sorta hated it. Is has nothing to with Nick, I just don seems to be in the mood.

Am I on the brink of losing my sole passion of my life?
What will become of RC without any shopping?

R u SAD?

According to Kenny Sia, the term SAD = single and desperate. Haha, well-said. I guess when you are single and desperate, u ought to feel sad, and when u r sad, u try to get rid of the sadness by doing something, such as getting in a relationship.

Lately, I noticed there are a few very desperate individual emerged around me. Some of their action make me laugh, while others make me puke.

For example, take YR (short for his nickname) here, just 2 months ago, he was thinking hard of an excuse to dump his girl friend of 3 months. And now he is multi text-messaging, approaching freshie in the uni all in the name of getting a new girl friend.

I have been wanting to ask YR what's the point of getting one when he will ultimately get tired of her in 3 or 4 months time and dump her then, but I know he will not answer me maturely because he is never a mature fellow anyway.

Then, there's DL (short for his nickname too, what to do friend very sensitive ma) on another corner. DL has evolved from i-have-never-been-in-any-rlship-guy to die-die-also-must-have-a-gf-dude. DL has been really a dreamer for all his life, he is a good fellow but just a bit too unrealistic. Maybe after months of me nagging him, he finally come to his own sense that every1 has flaws.

Here by, I end this post by wishing DL good luck and hope he will stay the way he have been for he is really good in the way he is now and he should not change a tiny bit in order to score a chick. In case u have not noticed, I m not going to give my blessing to YR. :p Cheers, mate.

Whore~~~Cam

Konichiwa, this is KM reporting in. Lol, just wan to camwhore and SS for a bit. Wan to prove to my jimui- KhaiLin that I also noe how to cam whore 1. Just that I know when to do it and control it nicely. Noticed how big is my nose? That is because my eyes are relatively small and hence the nose looks monsterously huge. Lol.

I think I m addicted to chatting on phone lately, have been talking on the phone quite a lot. Hope family will not get mad when they received my phone bill.

Can't sleep

Friends say YKM is an old man. Because he dun need 8 hours sleep like any normal healthy 20 years old. I remember he used to sleep whenever he want, wherever he like. But as he aged, somehow he just lost the ability to sleep.

You can easily noticed YKM yawn for 20 times a day, stretch his body every 15 minutes, fishing with his head in lecture hall. But he can still effortlessly understand the lecture and solve most of the tutorial question single handedly. OMG, he must be a GENIUS.

YKM always sit alone during classes and rarely talk to his coursemate. WTF, try to act COOL.

YKM never stop wishing he can be a bit more bulky and stop getting comment bout him being too slim.

P.s: YKM blog these crap at 2.10am.

Three is a crowd :p

Lol, I know that the title sounds really really wrong, SERIOUSLY. Is really freaking EFFING seriously wrong. But that's exactly how it was from last Wednesday till this Monday.

My ex-roommate is too jealous that I m having the time of my life with my new roommate, hence he decided to spoil our honeymoon by crashing at our room, taking up lots of space in our small lil room, not to mentioned sucking up more oxygen than both of us with his big nose.

And no, we never have sex party in the room, no threesome, no blow job.

Facebooking like nobody business while blocking the walkway.

From the picture u can see he is really not proud of his behaviour and thus that explained the cover up of his face.

This is his trusted evil tool that hooked him to Facebook, he have no idea how come it lagged when DoTa-ing but I suspect the JellyFish have something to do with it.


Finally, he realised that his presense is not most welcome and come to sense that he is my ex(roommate) and nothing he can do will change that, he then moved out on Tuesday afternoon. but only to the next door unit. Shit. But that's life, you can't expect everything to go in your favorite.


P.s: I think I just get myself a really nice gift. Is going to be really awesome.

Holiday Ending

Is the 150th entry here, I can't believe it actually took me a whooping 30 months to reach 150 milestone. I think I m the perfect example for quality over quantity blogger. Is kinda sad though to have Holiday Ending as title for a historic moment like this of my blog.

I think is fair to say I had an eventful holiday, is true that I did miss out quite a few things too, but that is the reason why human are born with just two hand: You can't have everything at one time. I hang out with a lot of great friend, some which sadly I can only spend a few hours with, while some which I do a lot of things together that I thought he/she must be my conjure twins.

I always complain bout having too little friends, as it turn out, I was wrong, really wrong. Not only I have lots of friend, in fact I found out that I do not have enough time to hang out with every single one of them.

Let's see, I shall go through some of the high and low of the whole holiday:
-failed to get a short-term full time job (you should be there to see how serious I was when I say that I wan to work long before the actual holiday start)
-being paid to dress up as Scrat while having free full body sauna.
-work 12 hours in a very boring information booth job of Movie Carnival and being told not to show up for work anymore.
-miss out on Redang trip and the chance to make even more friend.
-went to Tioman with ex-classmate.
-suffer great deal of pain around my balls due to the life jacket that I wore during snorkeling.
-ffk-ed my friends on the cycling plan.
-have quite a lot of fancy dinner, and started to get sick of Italian food.
-thought I was in love again, only to found my bleeding heart in some bin.
-hang out with fren's gf, another fren ex-gf, fren hu have bf and never tell till i get walloped by the boy(okay, i so make that all up)
-bought a sneaker from ebay(happy)
-the sneaker is too big and i have to give it away (sad).
-went to Cameron with 4 very unlikely companion.
-Drove long journey for the first time.
-never play any Mahjong (that explain the itchiness of my hand)
-fall in love with Canton pop all over again.
-tried the Garden signature GSC and somehow dun feel comfy with the seat.
-have steamed sotong with beer
-have beer with steamed sotong (u can tell that i really like it)
-went night market and amazed by the hot chick there.

there are lots more to list down but every list have it's end. Haha.

Mommy's car pickup super laoya

Drove 600 kilometers in 2 days. Now I understand the feeling and experienced the tiredness of driving long journey. I noe that I oledi told TYT that I appreciate him driving us to Cameron Highland and back(maybe I didn't tell him, shit, forgotten.) but now I really really wan to thank him and hope that next time he will drive us again haha.

Oh, beer and steamed sotong is god send. Lol, actually that steamed sotong would go well with any drink.

Been really busy, more like a lot of outing with different group of friends. So I ended up call off a few planned event. Sorry ya, MunPeng, WaiHong, LiYur and etc...

Btw, I dun care about the ex club members gathering anymore. I'm tired of their shit of they have other plans,use shitty excuse like they promised that other party liao, like my invitation is very last minute. Dun wan to come ma dun come la, like I really run out of friends and wan to have meet up with u all?

Oh yeah, I know I dun have a gal fren, so I dun have to celebrate her bday, her parents bday, our anniversary. But I m still super busy, okay? I got many more P.Malam to crash, Be@rbrick to hunt, Onitsuka Tiger shoe searching, mascot job attending.

See, I got more than just hanging out with BF/GF.


OOOOOOOO, the Random creep is back, this time, matured, bigger, lamer and still slim fit like hell.

Just wasn't born to be good at it

I always thought that the reason for me not doing well in assessment is fairly simple: god hate me and dun wan me to do well I was lazy.

Then after working a little bit harder, it all sorta make sense. I'm born not to do well academically. Since god suppose to be creation of Man, so my theory of god hating me can't be more right then? Okay, cut all that craps.

Here's a more sensible way to analyze:

1. Mom give birth to me, of coz before that involved process of Mom and Dad doing something la.

2. Then as I grew up, they sort of expect me to do well in school.

3. When I was 13/14/15/16 in my secondary school period, I found out that Mom and Dad have not done quite well during their time in school.

4. I'm 100% product of my Mom and Dad, so genetically they passed down their gene of Not-Doing-Well-In-Test to me.

5. I have been feeling guilty for not working hard enough for my parent and it turn out I felt guilty for something that is not even my fault?!?!?!

Conclusion: I'm was not born to be good academically, just like Chris Brown was not born to be liked by my brother. GO figure.

This was posted to tell you how bad I did in my test, and not really to blame my parents, but of course both of them should voluntary claim responsibility for the cause.

Update on my life!

I'm done with all my mid term, hooray! Not that I have been stressing for any mid term, but is always feel good to be done with assessment and some time to chill and get stoned.

BTW, since LWL mentioned about my favorite band, check out The Script. They are pleasantly sweet and easy on the ear.

I have been too lazy for too long, I think i should really buckle up before I regret soon. But is always easier to say than to do. I m a man with no perseverance and easily affected by circumstances.

Okay, i think I will stop being somber now.

Move on to something cheerful, the air ticket is getting really cheap nowadays. So much so that I wish I have 4 days break a week then I can fly back to KL weekly. And I am able to control my diabolical urge of shopping for almost 3 weeks now, feel so proud of myself that I think I m going to give myself a hug and kiss.

Oh yeah, I'm feeling something from this gal. No, I think I feel that this gal is having thing with me. Lol, I admit that I m the biggest self-indulgent PERASAN freak, but at least I got feeling and not some cold-blooded killer right?

Happy Valentine

Yes, Valentine is here. Well, it will be here in about 3 days time.

Isn't it a bit early to make a valentine post?

Yeah, but I dunno when I will have internet access again so I might as well make an early greeting.

To all happily in love couple, big cheer for you and may you be happier with ur partner for the rest of everyday but just remember not to spend too unwisely on Valentine Day.

To wish-to-get-laid-single-people out there, you just have to wait for next year's valentine. Oh wait, there are still Labor Day, National Day, Christmas, Hari Raya and all the eves, so you might get laid sooner than u think.

To all broken heart newly break up: Look on the bright side, at least you get to break up, yours truly have not been in a relationship for decades. Okay, that is cruel. There are 6 billion people out there, you shouldn't be sad for a breakup. Ask urself: Do you have enough love for 6 billion lover?!

To happily married couple, is a good day to leave your kids and housework at home and go for a fancy dinner. And yes, the husband should pay, no question about it. (mom, you will be so happy that I stand up for you in my blog)

To myself: You're are too good for any normal gal, that's why you have not meet the right 1 for you. (what a word of encouragement)

HAPPY SAINT VALENTINE'S DAY