What is the best thing to do if dun wan to do house work?
Answer: Hide in your room.
What is the best thing to do when you r hiding in your room so that you don't have to do any house work at all?
Answer: Watch video on you lappie.
What do you watch on you laptop while hiding in your room so that you don't have to do any house work?
Answer: TOP GEAR!!
Why do you watch TOP GEAR with your laptop in your room and hiding away from house work?
Answer: Is funny, involved expensive fast car with 3 hosts that will make you reignite your dream of becoming a TV host/ celebrity which you give up when you notice you r no longer cute.
So my dream job is to become the host of TOP GEAR, preferably to replace James May a.k.a captain Slow. Because I can pissed more people than he did with his slow driving.
It is the best job. Because I get to drive expensive fast car, bring laughter to viewer, make someone's computer function more than just a DotA machine, and help unlucky lazy boy to dodge house work. IS THE BEST JOB ever.
1 comment:
You forgot to lock your room. Anytime now your mom will hand you a broom and ask you to sweep the kitchen floor. Muahaha..
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