Walao! Dun ask me Y i not going bak for CNY la.

Here is what I encountered for a gazillion time in my uni.

A: Eh when you going bak for CNY ya?

Me: I m not going back.

A: (in shock gasp) Y not going back leh?

Me: Because I dun feel like going back lo.

A: You stay here woh, what you going to do woh?

Me: I can study lo.

A: (in bigger and shocker gasp for longer moment) Serious?!?

Me : Nola, idiot! I just dun wan to go back la. I dun wan to go back for a week or two and start missing my life in kl again and stay sober for another 3 weeks till i pick myself back up again.

A: Chill, chill...

What R they thinking? You make me feeling frustrated and still ask me to chill with u?

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Five things u can do when u cannot sleep at late night, as tested by Yap Kah Ming:

1. Flip from right side of bed to the left.
2. Turn from the head of the bed to the end of the bed.
3. Fold your blanket, unfold it and refold it again and unfold it back again....
4. Try to read notes from lecture that u barely understand earlier on and you will shocked to found out how easy it is actually.
5. Cook instant noodle and eat it as loud and vulgar as possible because your roommate snoring will still cover the sounds of your noodle suckling.