If you wan to blog, then u must first......

You might have notice that my skin is change yet again.
Not that I want it to happened but some minor problem occurred and I decided to use the template that blogspot provided.

Okay, I know I am not the best person to give tips on blogging but I JUST RUN OUT OF THINGS TO BLOG ABOUT so please dun get all stressed up when u read this entry.

If you think you blog hell lot better than me, and my post simply bored u then just skip this page and go YouTube to watch ur favorite short clips.

So here are few tips on how to blog better than Mr-Owner-Of-This-Boring-Blog.

Never blog if your English is as bad as Yap Kah Ming.

If you have the habit of using lots of la, ehmm, yeah and often check dicktionary.... ehmm no, wait i check for the spelling first.... ahhh dictionary then u better quit blogging now.
Never blog if you only know how to turn your PC on and OFF and Restart and use Bitcomet to Download Songs

Well you might add in that u noe how to check ur mail, watch replay of football match online. But the bottomline if u dunno how to get ur own blogskin and have to resolved to those provided by BLOGSPOT, then u fall into the category of computer NOOB, dun tell me u are so NOOB that u dun even noe the meaning of NOOB?!?!!?
Never blog if other blogger in your link is blogging a lot better than u

Thats the reason why i have so few link in my friends list.
Make your blog as hilarious as possible

Yes, you dun make your entry sounds so serious like u r givin speech on some1's funeral. You have to make it as absurd as possible, better yet if u make yourself as the lead in ur story. Making sad story is a big NO NO.
Put at least 5 pictures in your entry

Preferably pretty looking guys or gals. Or you doing silly monkey face works well too.

IF you dunno follow this simple tips then i can 100% confirm guaranteed no one will wan to visit ur blog