Y still wanna stay here woh?

Below is the situation I encountered a lot whenever I meet friends that came back for holiday studying oversea.

ME: Long time no see woh. AN ZHUOI( What's up in Hokkien)

XX: Not too bad la, you know la holiday now ma, relax lo.

ME: U gonna graduate in 1 year time right? Then how? Gonna further study some more?

XX: Nola, enuff oledi. Maybe stay there for a while and see can get a decent job anot lo.

ME: Huh? Y don wan to come back and work here woh?

XX: Y wanna come back leh? I can earn more over there, chicks are hotter( if XX is a boy la) there are a lot of beefy hunks {if XX is a girl}

ME: ......

XX: Malaysia oledi hopeless. Cannot develop anymore dee. This is as far it can go and it will forever remains in this level.

ME: Say hu? Malaysia now very geng la, got astronaut some more leh. Same level with US and Russia oledi.

XX: Ahem. If paying millions of dollar just to go on a trip to the space while sharing the delicacy makes you an ASTRONAUT, so be it la.

ME: .... Eh Malaysia is a harmony country, no riot ma. Safe place to stay.

XX: Of coz don't have la. You start talking about your rights, then people will say: EHH alamak, sensitive ni. You start discussing bout the problem face by some races community, some might say: EHH bodoh, you wan the whole MAY 15 thingy happen again ya? At that very instant you mention MAY 15, that person hu previously mentioned it before you will go: ISA, lokap dia cepat cepat. Ini issue sensitive.

XX: So in the end, everyone keep quiet la. Usually no noises symbolized no problem, but you dare to tell me you face no difficulties at all?

ME: Wow, you know a lot more than me who has been staying in Malaysia all the time.

XX: You are only being told by what the government think you should know. The media transparency here is really really bad.

ME: Then how you know things that I dunno?

XX: I got Al-Jazeera, channel 513 on Astro if you really wanna know. HAHA

ME: .......

• WHY STILL WANNA STAY HERE WOH???